Sinister Motives

My Whereabouts

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:36:42 GMT

To Whom It May Concern:

I am currently incarcerated in the HRRJ, charged with a very serious felony, and a couple of lesser charges to go with it. For those of you who would like to reach me, this is my mailing address (please put return address in the body of the letter, as the guards keep all envelopes):

Christine Burrage #0024626
2/3 - F209
Hampton Roads Regional Jail
P.O. Box 7609
Portsmouth, VA 23707-7609

(Further inquiries may be emailed to me, Johnny, nny@hell.com)

I...

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:44:49 GMT

...am the happiest woman in the world!!!

HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!!!....TO SUPER BOWL XLIII!!!!!!

A Simple Prayer

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:44:36 GMT

Our Father,
Who art in Pittsburgh,
Football be Thy game.
The Kingdom Come,
5 Super Bowls won,
On Earth as it is in Heinz Field.
Give us this day a playoff victory,
And forgive us our penalties,
As we defeat those who play against us.
But lead us into a victory,
And deliver us to Tampa!
A-Ben

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:53:49 GMT

I need to go out dancing. My hips are mad at the lack of movement. :-D

On another note, I'm still confused but I'm very happy.

I mean, VERY. It's a little ridiculous.

:-D

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:00:34 GMT

Life's easy to live
for someone unscrupulous,
cunning as a crow,
corrupt, back-biting,
forward, & brash;

But for someone who's constantly
scrupulous, cautious,
observant, sincere,
pure in his livelihood,
clean in his pursuits,
it's hard.

-Dhammapada, 18

Biggest Lie Ever

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:21:43 GMT

Well, after "I'm doing this to pay my way through college".:

"I just want you to be happy. Even if it's not with me."

Ooooh, bullshit.

so funny...

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:16:47 GMT

It's amazing to me when someone says something, and they could have been me talking.

Like James, for instance:

"It's okay, I'm well aware of why I do things. I just have very strong emotions which sometimes say 'hey logic, fuck off!'."

That's really so me.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 10:01:44 GMT

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

-Gandhi

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:26:45 GMT

RIP Eartha Kitt.

Now THAT is a loss to the world.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:13:43 GMT

"If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call to make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?" -- Stephen Levine

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 04:07:30 GMT

I need a second job. Any suggestions?

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:21:37 GMT

I like to walk alone on country paths, rice plants and wild grasses on both sides, putting each foot down on the earth in mindfulness, knowing that I walk on the wondrous earth. In such moments, existence is a miraculous and mysterious reality.

People usually consider walking on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on earth. Every day we are engaged in a miracle which we don't even recognize: a blue sky, white clouds, green leaves, the black, curious eyes of a child--our own two eyes. All is a miracle.

-Thich Nhat Hanh

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:59:03 GMT

So today is shit.

I didn't get my paycheck. They have to "overnight" it.

My car payment is due Monday.

Babygirl's birthday is Tuesday.

And I have a whooooooooooole lot of shit on my mind, for real.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 23:24:16 GMT

"While practicing generosity, we should always remember how very fortunate we are to have this opportunity."
-Gomo Tulku

Periodical Cicadas.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:44:09 GMT

Okay, so I was outside smoking, and there was this periodical cicada nymph that had apparently just come out of its burrow. Its wings were SUPER CUTE and not fully formed yet, still being held close to the body and he was having some issues getting his above ground legs...

...enough about that...

so the curious thing is that I decided to look up stuff to see if I could tell if he was a 13 or 17 year species. Well, what I found is that apparently no known broods are scheduled for emergence this year, and so I'm all like wtf wtf.

Has anyone else seen any cicadas this year?!?

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Tue, 04 Jul 2006 22:38:36 GMT

DC being right out due to a work schedule I can't help (just got back from my 'vacation'), I will be making an appearance at the Wave, though most likely a brief one.

Italy is going to the World Cup finals. My grandfather is super excited and went off about how they whipped the Nazis' collective asses. The Nazis being Germany, I would guess.

In other news, there is no other news.

(it ended up being Italy ftw)

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:43:07 GMT

OH I guess this is the best advice about men ever, straight from Pete:

Talondarkwind: stab him, and tell him if hes a real man, hed bleed black and gold. If not, then find another. Repeat as necessary, :-)

Fuck yo couch nigga.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 00:03:28 GMT

http://www.fuckthesouth.com

I guess I love that the most.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:58:14 GMT

This is an excellent quote I came across:
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. -M. Kathleen Casey

Yet more evidence that I'm screwed.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Mon, 08 May 2006 17:59:30 GMT

Self-control will place a man among the Gods,

While lack of it will lead him into deepest darkness.

Guard your self-control as a precious treasure,

For there is no greater wealth in life than this.

-Tirukkural 13: 121-122

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Mon, 01 May 2006 17:50:28 GMT

40,425,000 as of the 2004 census.

There are more Hispanic/Latino people residing in the United States than there are any other minority race. That's not counting Puerto Rico, for the record.

From South America, Central America, Mexico, the Caribbean, we (or our family members) came to this country for myriad reasons. There have been significant contributions made by Hispanic Americans to this country's development in almost any area you can name. It would take me all day to fully detail these, but just a few things worth noting:

-Jaime Escalante, a teacher who so greatly improved math and science skills for inner city youths in Los Angeles that they were accused of cheating on the Calculus Advanced Placement Exam. See the movie Stand and Deliver to learn more about him.

-Luis Alverez won the Nobel prize in physics for his work with subatomic particles.

-Severo Ochoa won the Nobel prize in medicine for laboratory synthesis of DNA and RNA.

-Truman Capote. Not to mention a host of other Hispanic-Americans actors, musicians, authors, and other entertainers.

-Elwood Quesada, first head of the FAA.

-Cesar Chavez, the founder of the National Farm Workers' Association.

Hispanic-Americans have been an integral part of this nation since its formation. From 1775-77, Bernardo de Galvez provided rations and weapons to the Continental Army. Galveston, Texas is named for him.

BUT OH MY GOD THE SPICS RECORDED THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN SPANISH, GOD FUCKING FORBID!!!

It's not their country because they're Hispanic? Is that the problem? Or is it because it's in Spanish, which isn't the 'official' language of this country but is spoken by 30,000,000 people?

BUT IT HAS A REGGAETON BEAT OH NOS!!!

Because, it's a bastardization to change the tune? Does ANYBODY else fucking realize that the tune for our national anthem is a British drinking song for fuck's sake?

You don't have to like illegal immigrants. You don't have to like hispanic-americans. However, ANY idiot that wants to walk around as though Hispanic-Americans are any less 'American' than anyone else needs their face punched. I volunteer.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:14:14 GMT

My son just sang me a song to the tune of that olde Christmas song, Silent Night.

The lyrics are as follows:

"Silent fart,
Deadly fart,
All is calm,
But not for long."

At the end of this little ditty, he made a fart noise with his mouth.

I suppose this is what nine year olds do.

Damn the meme.

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 06:40:56 GMT

Birthday Facts (February 7)

The Rules:
1.Type in your birthday (minus the year) in the search bar at Wikipedia.org
2.List three interesting facts, two births, and one death that happened on your birthday.

INTERESTING FACTS:
-1613 - Mikhail Romanov becomes Tsar of Russia.
-1986 - Twenty-eight years of one-family rule end in Haiti when President Jean-Claude Duvalier flees the Caribbean nation.
-1990 - Collapse of the Soviet Union: The Central Committee of the Soviet Communist Party agrees to give up its monopoly of power.

BIRTHS:
-1962 - Eddie Izzard, British actor and comedian.
-1965 - Chris Rock, American comedian and actor.

DEATH:
-Josef Mengele, Nazi war criminal (b. 1911)

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:55:43 GMT

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a way so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.

-Indian proverb

SUPERBOWL XL CHAMPIONS!!!

sinistermotives@yahoo.com — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:10:35 GMT

HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!